If greeted kindly by the player[]
- Hi!
- Good day.
- Howdy.
- Hey there.
- Kifflom!
Chatting to other officers[]
- Shit, even anal gets boring after a while.
- Most gals will gargle your meat to get out of a ticket. I'm just saying.
- Huh, you don't have to tell me.
- All you do is talk!
- I'm about tired of you and your mouth
- I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.
- Thank you, kindly!
- Ah, I appreciate it!
- You know, one time, I slept with three women in one day!
- My old lady just keeps getting fatter and fatter.
- Shit, back to the chiropractor.
- Oh, hell.
- Damn it, hellfire!
- Shit!
- This is a pain in the ass.
- Man, that sucks.
- Bye, now.
- Be good.
- You're not wrong.
- Amen to that.
- You said it.
- Hit the nail on the head.
- If there's one thing I can't stand, it's city folk.
- Why someone would want to live in Los Santos is beyond me.
- You wouldn't catch me speaking any Spanish.
- Outta work, everyone wants to stick their grubby hand in Uncle Sam's cookie jar.
- Take care, now.
- God damn!
- Christ!
- What the hell?
- Christ's sake!
- Aw, crap.
- Aw, hell.
- Damn.
If annoyed or insulted[]
- Inbred dickwad!
- Oh, you aiming for a beatdown?
- You got a chip on your shoulder?
- You ain't worth the fucking steam off my piss.
- Gimme a break with that shit!
- You asshole.
- Ugly ass piece of shit.
- Watch it, dimwit.
- Dumbfuck!
- Fucko!
- Asshole!
- You maggot!
- You disgust me!
- Son of a bitch!
- Deadbeat.
- Traitor.
- Scum.
Communicating to other officers[]
- I'd stick my head out, but I'd get it shot off.
- I'll draw and fire, and you peg it.
- You got me?
- You got my back?
- I'm gonna bolt! Cover me!
- You keep an eye out, I need cover!
- Keep that asshole entertained!
- I'm getting busy!
- Don't worry, buddy!
- Let's finish this shit!
- Enough of this asshole!
- Come on, now!
- Move in!
- Fuck this asshole! Go!
- On me!
- Stay on me, alright?
- When I give the signal, shoot this asshole!
- On my mark, go guns blazing!
- I got you!
- Got it!
- I'm on it!
- Back up!
- Go, go, go!
- Now! Now!
- Fire, now!
- Open fire, fire, fire!
- Unload on him!
- I'm ready.
- Locked and loaded.
- Shoot this asshole!
- They're going east!
- Asshole is northbound.
- Shit, he's heading south!
- All units, they have turned west.
- 10-4! I've got him.
- Who's got eyes for me?
- Talk to me, fellas!
- The asshole's heading east!
- He's going north.
- He's heading south.
- Perp's heading west.
- Cover me!
- Gimme some cover!
- I need cover!
- Recovering fire!
- You leave him to me!
- Go! Go!
- You're good to go!
- You're covered. Move!
- Let's go!
- Move in!
- Get in there!
- Make it count!
- Stay with me. I'm gonna lead.
- Into position!
- Ready!
- Oh, yes!
- I was born ready!
- That son of a bitch is quick!
If an officer is in danger[]
- Shit! Get down!
- Be careful! Get your head down!
- Duck, assholes!
- Screw this!
- We gotta fall back!
- Regroup!
- Shit, man! This is too much!
- Damn!
- Help!
- No!
- Oh, shit!
- I've never seen anything like this.
- Oh, Jesus.
- Holy hell!
- We need backup!
- Officer in need of assistance!
- Will you assholes stop messing around and help me!?
- I could use a hand here!
- I can't do this all by myself!
- I'mma need some help out here!
- I could use some backup!
- All officers, I need help now!
- Call in NOOSE!
- This is too much!
- Shit, get behind something!
- I ain't getting shot!
- Get cover!
- Whoa, be careful!
- Find cover, and let's regroup!
- I'm getting tired of doing this all by my lonesome.
- It's getting a little too hot for my liking!
- Why did you let this asshole pin me down!?
- I'm pinned in pretty fucking tight here!
- What the hell!? He's got me pinned!
- Dickheads, he's got me pinned!
- Where's my god damn cover!?
- Stay down!
- Look out!
- Fall back!
- Retreat!
- Everyone, move back!
- Get outta here!
- Pull out!
- What the hell!?
- Oh my Lord!
- Oh, shit!
- God help us!
- I don't like this!
- Christ alive!
- Oh my God!
- Jesus!
- Hellfire!
- Somebody help me!
- Someone help me, for the love of God!
- I need help!
- Help, for Christ's sakes!
- I'm in serious shit over here!
- Am I on my god damn own here!?
- This is getting real urgent, fellas!
- Where's your cover?
- Take cover!
- Cover yourselves!
- Find some cover!
If an officer is injured or killed[]
- He's not gonna make it!
- We got an officer down!
- Ah, they got Mike! Shit!
- He's hurt bad!
- We got a man down!
- We got one hit on the ground!
- We're taking casualties!
If drivers are in the way of a pursuit[]
- Hey, dimwit! Move it!
- Were you high on toilet cleaner?
- You high on toilet cleaner? Go!
- You want a ticket?
- Get outta the damn way!
- Hey, outta the way!
- Move, asshole!
- Police business! Move!
- Let's get out the way!
- You're obstructing the law!
- Sheriff coming through!
- Clear the road!
- Clear the road now!
- What's the holdup here?
- This is an obstruction of justice!
- Outta the way, moron!
- Move, or I will run you down!
- Move outta the way. That's an order!
Arresting the perpetrator[]
- Whoa! Jimmy's gonna have a lot of fun with your ass back at the station.
- Well, we know how this is gonna end, don't we?
- Looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way.
- This should be fun!
- Don't fuck with me.
- W-w-w-whoa, don't move!
- I'll knock all your damn teeth out!
- Tell me, sunshine: you ever had a nightstick up your ass?
- Don't make me turn you into an internet video, asshole.
- Look at that. You made me pull out my gun!
- You're about to become my favorite target.
- Hands in the air! Now!
- Gotcha!
- You're under arrest, you piece of shit.
- You have the right to remain silent.
- You are one step away from becoming an internet video, asshole.
- Get in the police car, nice and slow.
- In the police car. Now!
- All right then, shithead.
- You in for an ass whooping?
- You're surrounded!
- You done goofed up, asshole. Nowhere to go!
- Looks like you are surrounded!
- Stop, and put your hands in the air!
- They're gonna love you.
- You have the right to absolutely nothing.
- It's the iron hotel for you, buddy.
- Don't make me kill you, asshole.
- Reach for the sky, buddy!
- Let's see those hands right now.
- You're on pig shit now, buddy!
- That's a lifetime ban right there.
- Where's my breathalyzer?
- You are mine now.
- Stay right there.
- Just get in the god damn car.
- Get in the car and keep your mouth shut.
- You people will never learn!
- I'll teach you some respect!
- This is the only language you understand!
- Don't you move another muscle.
- Stop, or I will blow your brains out!
- You'll rot in jail for this.
- What in God's name are you doing?
- Have you lost your mind!?
- You and me - let's do this.
- We got you surrounded!
- You're completely surrounded!
- It ends right here, right now!
- You've reached the end of the line.
Taunting the perpetrator[]
- Well, well, look who it is.
- Well, look at you. All slow and dumb!
- Nowhere to go!
- Die!
- Enough of you!
- It is over.
- Go to hell!
- I stop you again, and you are going down!
- I'm in a good mood. You can go, but don't screw up again.
- Come here!
- You ain't gonna outrun me!
- You don't have many options.
- Next part is where you are bleeding on the floor.
- Hands in the air!
- I'mma beat you when I catch you!
- Ain't no use in running!
- You ain't gonna get away.
- You will fry for this!
- Just wait 'till I catch you!
- Give it up!
- Stop right there!
- You've gone far enough!
- I'll kill you!
- Running won't help!
- Why don't you slow it down there?
- You got a pair of eyes, don't you?
- Where's the fire?
- I'll let it slide this one time.
- Okay, you'll keep.
- Come on!
- You're dead!
- This ends now!
- I'll kill you!
- Son of a bitch!
- You make me sick.
- Waste of space.
- Get that son of a bitch!
- Crush that son of a bitch!
- Kill that punk!
- Take him down!
- Fun's over, buddy!
- Hold up!
- Stay right there!
After the perpetrator has been neutralized[]
- Ah, I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.
- Dead as hell. *Sniffs* Let's go get a beer.
- I don't get paid enough for this shit.
- God must've wanted one more dickhead.
- What the fuck is happening!?
- What a waste of time.
- That's how we do things 'round here.
- I tried to warn you.
- Suspect is down!
Communicating to civilians via megaphone[]
- We need this area cleared immediately.
- Clear out, everyone.
- If you can hear me, get the fuck out.
- Police! Clear out!
- Get out now!
- Everyone, clear the area!
- Hey, assholes! No loitering.
- You don't have to go, but you can't stay here.
- You don't have to go home, but- yeah, you fucking do. Go home.
- Do not take another step!
- Stay right there. We need to have a chat!
- Halt! Hands in the air!
- Don't you move another inch!
- Move away from the area.
- Everyone, clear the area.
- Let's move out, people.
- Clear the area now!
- Get outta there now!
- Everyone, move!
- Go get a job, people.
- Party's over, folks.
Megaphone quotes (during a car pursuit)[]
- Ram his ass! He'll lose control!
- A case of Piβwasser to the guy who clips this shitbird!
- Just shoot the tires out! That actually sounds like fun!
- I got an idea on how to end this for good!
- Shoot him in the head!
- Police! Stop your car!
- Stop the car and put your hands out the window!
- Stop the vehicle now!
- Are you deaf? Stop the vehicle!
- You are pissing me off! Stop!
- I said "Stop the fucking car!"
- Don't you try my patience! Stop the god damn car!
- You better stop that damn car. Now!
- Stop your vehicle!
- Stop the vehicle. We need to have a little chat!
- Stop the vehicle and get out!
- Turn off the engine in your vehicle!
- Keys out of the ignition. Now!
- I'm warning you. Kill the engine!
- I am not accustomed to repeating myself! Stop!
- Shut the vehicle down, asshole!
- Throw the fucking keys out the window!
- You asshole, don’t you test me. You stop!
- Shoot the tires!
- Take him out!
- Take him off the road!
- Take that vehicle out!
- Shoot out the wheels!
- Stop right there!
- I'm ordering you to stop!
- Stop the car now!
- Please. Stop the car!
- Pull the car over!
- Stop the god damn car!
- What part of “stop” don’t you understand!?
- Last chance to stop the car!
- Pull over!
- Pull over on the side of the road!
- You need to pull over now!
- Stop that vehicle right now!
- Pull the hell over!
- Stop now!
- Stop the fucking vehicle!
- Stop, right now!
Megaphone quotes (during a boat pursuit)[]
- Stop your boat!
- Hands in the air! Stop your boat!
- Shut down the boat's engine and put your hands in the air!
- Stop the boat now!
- Kill the engine!
- Stop the boat! That's an order!
If the player is walking around with a gun[]
- You dumbass, put that away!
- Now we both know that ain't a good idea.
- I'd think very carefully if I was you.
- Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
- I don't think so, buddy!
If the player sprints up to an officer[]
- Scared the shit out of me!
If the perpetrator gets away or if sight is lost of the player while wanted[]
- Damn it, damn it, damn it!
- Oh, that's just fucking great!
- Where did he go!?
- Shit! We cannot lose this turd burger!
- This asshole must be on PCP! We’re losing him!
- We're gonna lose him!
- He's getting away!
- Stay on him!
- Not on my watch!
- Where'd he go?
- Uh oh, I don’t see him.
If an officer recognizes the perpetrator[]
- Look who it is!
- There’s that asshole!
- There you are!
- There’s the bastard!
- Yeah, I see you!
- Suspect’s been spotted!
If an officer is bleeding out and/or deceased[]
- Now, don't you go dying on me!
- You ain’t gonna die.
- Ambulance is on the way.
- I'll kill the asshole who done this to you!
- Shocking!
- Mother of God.
If the player enters Humane Labs Research near an officer[]
- This is county property, boy!
- Get out of here!
- Get your ass out of here!
- You are tres-fucking-passing!
If a vehicle is about to explode[]
- That shit is gonna blow!
- Oh no, it’s gonna explode!
- We got a burner!
- It's gonna blow!
If an officer is nearly hit by a vehicle[]
- Halt!
- Cool it!
- Settle down, alright?
- Chill out, assholes!
- Cool your jets, you shitheads!
- Hey! Slow down!
- You'll kill somebody!
If an officer needs to reload their weapon[]
- I'm reloading!
- Keep him busy while I reload!
- Reloading!
- Damn gun’s old as hell.
- New clip!
- Gotta reload! Watch my back!
If shot at[]
- You don't shoot the cops, asshole!
- You god damn maniac!