Dave Norton Dialogue

Greeting

 * Hi.

Insults

 * You dick!
 * You're an ass!
 * Clown!
 * Waster!

Irritated

 * Damn!
 * Shit!
 * Aw crap!

Shootout

 * On your knees!
 * Get on the fucking floor!
 * Freeze!
 * Stop right there!
 * Show me your hands!
 * No! No! No!
 * Shove it up your ass!

If Assisted

 * I appreciate it.

When In Mid-Air

 * Really?!
 * YOU DICK!

If The Player Gets Too Close To Him (When Playing As Michael)

 * Back up a little.
 * Take a step back.
 * Go away.

Car Crashes (When Playing As Michael)

 * Hey!
 * Stop!
 * Please don’t crash again.
 * Way to leave the paper trail.
 * My back’s bad enough as it is.
 * Don’t hit anymore cars.
 * And you’re the famous getaway driver?

If Cops Are Called

 * Great. The locals are onto us.