Wade Hebert's Dialogue

If greeted

 * Hi!

If irritated

 * Ass!
 * Fuck!
 * Shit!
 * Cock face!

During a shootout

 * Are you done yet?
 * Get away! Get away! Get away!
 * Stay away from me!
 * Go away!
 * Penis maker!

When a gun is fired

 * Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
 * Aaaaaaaahhhh!

While at the Vanilla Unicorn

 * What would really turn me on is you wearing clown face.
 * They only play, like six songs here, it's kinda making me crazy.
 * Can somebody give me a sandwich?
 * Cousin Floyd says strip clubs objectify women. But you ain't objects, you're people.
 * I'd ask for your number, but they took my phone.
 * I don't know if it's day or night. I don't even know what month it is.
 * I lost count of how many boobies I seen.
 * Sometimes I miss the sunlight.
 * Can you ask the DJ to play some horrorcore?
 * Whenever I try to leave, they give me another dance.
 * Do any of you ladies like wearing clownface?

When he sees Franklin or Michael

 * Fancy seeing you there.
 * Hey, I know that guy. It's me. Wade.
 * Trevor's somewhere, I think.

Spooked

 * Whoa!
 * I don't like this.

When The Car Is In Mid-Air (When Playing As Trevor)

 * Whoo hoo! Again! Again!

Car Crashes (When Playing As Trevor)

 * Trevor!
 * Could you give me some warning next time?
 * Whoa, Trevor!

Running Someone Over (When Playing As Trevor)

 * Aw, yucky!

If Bumped Into

 * My bad.