Ron Jakowski Dialogue

Greeting

 * Howdy.

Insults

 * You turd!

Shootout

 * I'm always nervous, asshole!
 * You want some of me?!

Running Over Someone (When Playing As Trevor)

 * Careful, Trevor.

Car Crashes

 * Idiots.
 * Crazy paranoid pricks!

If Bumped Into

 * Apologies.
 * Argh, I'm a klutz.
 * Excuse me.
 * Hey!

When A Gun Is Fired

 * Oh, shit!
 * Shit, shit, shit!
 * Oh, Lordy!

If Cops Are Called

 * We got the men on us.

When In Mid-Air

 * Hey thereeee!
 * Ohhh nooooo!