LSPD Cop 1 Dialogue

Overview
LSPD Cop 1 is a male cop in GTA V and GTA Online. He is very judgemental to criminals and almost sees them as inferior, often calling them 'scum' or 'maggots'. He is bald and clean shaven. Like most LSPD officers, his name is unknown. He may be encountered at any wanted level. His airport/metro station model reveals he is a Corporal +1 rank in the force. This page lists his dialogues.

Greeting

 * Hello.
 * Hello, there.

General

 * I'm so sick of these animals running wild on the streets.
 * Internal affairs is always up my ass. Can you believe that shit?
 * Ah, if I don't get some R&R I'm gonna fucking blow someone's brains out.
 * I gotta to go to visit ballistics again. Some 444 bullshit they pinned on me.
 * Another 444? Can you believe it? Just my lucky day.

Dismissive

 * You know, but it's like, who gives a shit?
 * Oh, hey, I... I hear you, pal.
 * That in the book buys you a cup of cheap shot.
 * Hah, yeah. OK, whatever you say, pal.

If Player Stands in Front of Car

 * You're obstructing official police business.
 * Hey, jackass, wanna get it in gear, or what?
 * Move! Or I'm arresting you for a 402.
 * If I get out of this vehicle you'll wish I hadn't.
 * Hey, jackass, move! Or I'm bringing you in.

If Another Driver Obstructs Police Chase

 * Police business! Move your ass!
 * Hey, moron! You're obstructing police work!
 * Move, asshole; you're obstructing police work!
 * Police business, move goddammit!
 * Move, you fucking idiot. Police business!

Irritated

 * Dammit!

Threatening

 * You are going down!
 * You're mine now!

To Arrest

 * You wanna wear bracelets? Keep it up!
 * I'll put you in a cage!
 * I'm putting your ass in the cage!

To Fight

 * I think I'm gonna fix your attitude!
 * You've pissed off the wrong cop, maggot!
 * You've pissed off the wrong officer!

Insults

 * Maggot!
 * Scum!

Insults (Angry)

 * Come on!
 * Come on, let's go!
 * Die!
 * Get some!
 * You're dead!
 * LSPD!

Angry

 * Steer him towards backup! Goddammit!
 * Someone shoot that goddamn animal!
 * I can't get a clear shot of his tires!
 * Shoot that fucking animal off the road!
 * Ran that animal off the goddamn road!
 * Shoot his tires out! Goddammit!

Seeing the Player

 * There you are, freeze maggot!
 * LSPD, don't move a muscle!
 * LSPD, freeze shitbird!
 * LSPD, don't you move!

Ordering Lethal Force

 * Take him down!
 * Get that maggot!
 * Kill him!
 * Shoot that guy!

Ordering to Move Up

 * Move in, men, move your ass!
 * Listen up men, let's move in!
 * Move in men, move, move, move!
 * Move in boys, come on, dammit!

Officer Down

 * M.O.S down! Man down, I repeat!
 * Man down, I repeat, M.O.S down!
 * M.O.S down, I repeat, officer down!
 * M.O.S down, I repeat, man down!
 * Officer down, officer down, over!
 * Man down, I repeat, M.O.S down!

Requesting N.O.O.S.E

 * LSPD requesting North, Oscar, Oscar, Sam, Echo, do you copy?!

Requesting Cover

 * Cover, goddammit, right now!
 * Somebody cover me ASAP!
 * I need cover alright, hurry up!
 * Gimme some cover!

Giving Cover to Officer

 * Suppressive fire coming up!
 * I've got your six, buddy!
 * Cover, coming right up!

Ordering Officer to Get Down

 * Hotshot! Get your ass down!
 * Hotshot, duck dammit, down!
 * Hotshot, hotshot! Down, dammit!
 * Hotshot! Get down, down!
 * Hotshot! Grab the ground, dammit!

Ordering Officer to Fall Back

 * Back dammit, fall back!
 * Move back men, move it!
 * Fall back! Back, I said!
 * Fall back, men, move your ass!

If The Player Runs Away

 * LSPD, stop!
 * LSPD, stop, right there!
 * LSPD, come here, you maggot!

If Player Is Escaping

 * This guy's a goddamn athlete!
 * Damn, he is fast!

If Another Officer Comments This

 * I'll hunt him down!
 * He ain't faster than a round!

Killing A Criminal

 * Another maggot, circling the drain.

Frightened

 * Sweet Mary!
 * Oh, God!
 * Oh my God!
 * Oh, Jesus!
 * Oh, Christ!

Shocked

 * What the fuck?
 * You're fucking kidding?!
 * Are you kidding?
 * You kidding me?