Mechanic's Dialogue

If greeted kindly

 * How's it going?
 * What's good?
 * Hey, there.
 * Hi.
 * Hey!
 * Kifflom!
 * What's shakin'?
 * Howdy.

If insulted

 * Psshh...
 * You ate lead paint as a kid?! Calm down!
 * Here, you're in public! Get it together!

If bumped into

 * Please, excuse me!
 * Oh, sorry...!
 * Yikes, sorry.

If the player is in a high-end car

 * Sweet ride!
 * Oh, I'd love to get my hands on that baby!
 * Nice set of wheels!

If annoyed

 * Dirtbag!
 * Pond scum!
 * It's on, chump!
 * Damnit!
 * Balls!
 * You picked the wrong guy!
 * I'm gonna mess you up!
 * Dick!
 * Jackass!
 * You piece of shit!
 * Damn degenerate!
 * Dipshit!
 * Moron!
 * Damn...

If frightened

 * OH, DAYUM!
 * Dayum!
 * Damnit, I'm calling the cops!
 * Oh my God!
 * Jay crimity!
 * Hello, police?! Get down here right away!
 * No effin' way!
 * Oh God, I don't want to die!
 * Leave me alone!
 * FUCK!
 * Man!
 * Hey, I'm going to need an officer over here ASAP!
 * Don't make me call the cops!
 * Whoa...
 * WHAT THE..?!
 * Holy marbles!
 * Shit!
 * Oh, shit!
 * Okay, that's it! Cops are being called!
 * Please, don't shoot!
 * Christ alive!
 * Crazy asshole!
 * SHIT!
 * NO!
 * Do I really need to get the law involved here?
 * Crap!