Floyd Hebert's Dialogues

If greeted

 * Oh, hi.
 * Oh, it's you.
 * Oh, hello there.

If angered or insulted

 * You big d-head!
 * F yourself!
 * I don't like this!
 * I don't like this tone!

If irritated

 * Crap!
 * Pervert!
 * S! S! S!
 * Sheet!
 * F!
 * F me!
 * Crud!
 * Shoot!
 * What the f-word?
 * Sugar!
 * F-word me!
 * Fudge!

If spooked

 * Sir, I'd like to go now.
 * Oh no no no!
 * Oh sugar!
 * F word!

When he has a near miss

 * Huh?

During a shootout

 * Kiss my a-word!
 * Eat a d!

Insults

 * You're an a-word-hole!
 * You're an a-word!
 * Anywhere but the face?

When he has a nightmare as if he is crying

 * DEBRA!
 * Mr. Raspberry Jam! I'm sorry!
 * I'm so sorry, Debra!
 * Trevor! No!
 * He ain't my cousin! He ain't my cousin!
 * She's my fiancé! She's my fiancé, you animal!
 * Mr. Raspberry Jam! Mr. Raspberry Jam!
 * Stop! Stop!
 * Uh uh uh uhhhh...
 * What have I done to deserve this?
 * Uh uh ehhh uh uhhhhh...
 * Mr. Raspberry Jam! Why?!
 * It was all just a dream. It’s all just a bad dream.
 * F-Word!

When the TV is on

 * Oh, that's just the TV. I got Fame Or Shame on.

Miscellaneous

 * Why, thank you.
 * Sure. Yeah, fine.
 * Well, bye there.