Male LSPD Officers Dialogue

If greeted

 * Hey.
 * Hey, there.
 * Greetings.
 * Kifflom!
 * Yep. Kifflom!
 * Hi.
 * Hello there.
 * Sup.

If irritated or insulted

 * Go away!
 * Fuck off!
 * You fucking... fucker!
 * You piece of crap!
 * You're a jackass.
 * You moron!
 * You're an asshole.
 * Let's keep it nice and calm, right?
 * You little dick!
 * You DOUCHEBAG!
 * What the hell's your problem?!
 * You don't want to get me mad; got it?
 * Calm down!
 * You better not give me problems, dickhead!
 * Whatever.
 * Oh, for Christ sake!
 * Screw you!
 * Hey! You want a piece of me, jerk-off?!
 * Hey, jerk-off? What's up with ya?
 * You better not bug me, or you'll have problems, boy!
 * The hell's your problem, dick?!
 * You need to get lost!
 * You got screwed up!
 * You’re gonna end up shot!

Arresting someone

 * You ain't never getting out of prison!
 * Boys are gonna love you!
 * You're under arrest, scumbag!
 * You're under arrest, dumb-ass!

Putting someone in a car

 * Get in the car and behave!
 * Don't be a dick! Just get in the car!

If a gun is equipped in combat

 * Dispatch, the suspect's packing!
 * Gun!
 * Ah, hell; gun!
 * He's got a weapon!
 * Gun! He's got a gun!
 * I see a weapon!

If stared at

 * You better stop looking at me!
 * Don't eyeball me!
 * I'm LSPD. Don't you be eyeballin' me!
 * Are you looking at me, scumbag?!

If stalked

 * What the hell...? Quit following me!
 * Why the hell are you after me, dick?!
 * Stop following me, jerk! frfrgsr
 * What the hell? Get lost!

In combat

 * COME ON!
 * Pussy!
 * YOU'RE DEAD!
 * Come on, let's go!
 * Fight me, man!
 * You're fuckin' dead!
 * I could just kill you, and make up a reason later!
 * You're so dead!
 * You dimwit!
 * Waste of skin!
 * You scumbag!
 * Criminal scum!
 * Dick!
 * Never mess with me!
 * I never lose, moron!
 * IT'S OVER!
 * Let's do this!
 * This is the LSPD!
 * Ey! Hands up, dick!
 * I'll kill you!
 * Time to die!

If the player is seen

 * Hold it, idiot! Police!
 * There you are; freeze, maggot!
 * Police! Stop whatever the hell it is you're doing!
 * LSPD, Don't make me shoot ya!
 * There! Gotcha!
 * Police! Let's see some hands up!
 * Police! Stop right there!
 * Look! OVER THERE!

Communicating to other officers

 * Let's get it done!
 * Let's take this moron out, for God's sakes!
 * Can't we just drop a missile on this moron?!
 * Come on, we don't need this retard alive, shoot the idiot!
 * You all ready? Better be?
 * Everybody ready?!
 * Ready?!

If the player forces the tire of a police car

 * You damaged my wheels! I'm going to damage you!
 * What the fuck did you do to my ride?!

Stealing an occupied police car

 * You've got to be an idiot! You're jacking a cop!,

Stealing an occupied civilian vehicle

 * You! Up and out!

If an officer is killed

 * Ah, shit! OFFICER DOWN!
 * Charlie's hit!
 * We got a man down!

If a civilian is in the way of a pursuit

 * Move it, folks. NOW.
 * Move out of the way! This is police business!
 * GET OUT OF THE WAY! THIS IS POLICE BUSINESS!
 * Driver, pull over now! LSPD!
 * LSPD! Pull over and stop your car!
 * LSPD, stop your vehicle immediately!
 * Driver, stop your vehicle!
 * Driver, this is the LSPD! Come to a stop immediately!
 * LSPD! Seize the lights! Pull over!
 * LSPD! Come to a stop immediately!
 * Stop the car now!
 * Slow down!
 * Move it! Move it!
 * This is the freaking police! Give it up!
 * Stop the damn car!
 * This is the LSPD, pull over and stop your car!
 * This is the LSPD, pull over now!
 * Don't move! LSPD!
 * LSPD, give it up!
 * Put the gun down now!
 * Give it up dirtbag!
 * Stop right there!
 * LSPD! Stop!
 * You cannot hang out around here!
 * Pull over!
 * Stop the vehicle now!
 * LSPD, stay where you are!
 * LSPD, you assholes!
 * There he is! Stop shooting his chopper!
 * Hey! You wanna throw your blade through your neck?!
 * You are finished dickhead! Stop!
 * Stop your vehicle, you fucking piece of shit!
 * Los Santos Harbor Patrol, stop your boat now!
 * LSPD! Stop your vehicle now!
 * This is the LSPD. Disperse while you can!
 * Driver, pull over now!
 * Stop your car now, this is the LSPD!
 * This is the LSPD, stop the fucking car immediately!
 * We got you! There you are!
 * We will find you scumbag, I'm gonna hunt you down!
 * Oh, yeah! Can't drive now, huh?!
 * Stop and don't move a muscle or you'll be shot by the LSPD!
 * Driver, this is the LSPD! Pull over immediately!
 * LSPD! You lose!
 * Stop the vehicle, please.
 * Everybody stay calm!
 * Drop the weapon immediately!
 * Hands up! LSPD!
 * Los Santos PD! Park your vehicle immediately!
 * Los Santos PD! Park your car, asshole!
 * PD, motherfucker! Now cut it off!
 * Los Santos Police! Stop your car immediately!
 * LSPD! Stop running, our final warning!
 * Stop right fucking now!
 * Stop running, asshole!
 * Stop your car!
 * Someone shoot the tires!
 * Hit the tires!
 * Give up!
 * Pull your damn vehicle over!
 * Halt your ass!
 * LSPD! Disperse now!
 * Come on! Move it!
 * LSPD! Stop now!
 * They came to premises!
 * Bingo! We see you!
 * Driver, this is the LSPD! Pull over!
 * LSPD! Pull over!
 * Driver! Pull over now!
 * LSPD! Stop your vehicle now or you'll be executed!
 * This is the freaking police! Give it up!
 * Stop your vehicle now!
 * I can't see him!
 * LSPD! Pull over now!
 * This is the LSPD! Pull over! Now!
 * LSPD! Come to a stop immediately!
 * Stop your vehicle, you FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
 * This is the Harbor Patrol, stop your boat now!
 * The fucker's going to die!
 * LSPD! Stop now!
 * Come on! Move it!
 * You will stop the vehicle!
 * We need a stinger!
 * Pull the car over now!
 * Stop the car!
 * No loitering! Move it!
 * Stop now!
 * LSPD! Stop!
 * LSPD, stop the vehicle!
 * Put on your brakes, fucker!
 * LSPD, stop the car now!
 * Stop it! Stop the car now!
 * Stay right there! We got you!
 * Stop the car, asshole!